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I’m so fucking ready to never see our roommate ever ever EVER again.  Gonna unfriend him on FB and just tune his entire existence out of my life forever.

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piranhapunk:

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Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1960! Congratulations, Al! image

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Okay. Yes, I’m getting up at 11am, but IM GONNA GET SHIT DONE TODAY. I need to put a deposit on an apartment (exciting!) which means I need a shower which means I need to clean the bathroom. So. There’s some shit right there! Not to mention the other shit I need to do today. Ugh. But I’m gonna try to be pumped and get a lot f it done.

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rescuepetsareawesome:

This is Lucy-Bear! She was found alone near a trading post on the Navajo Reservation by one of our neighbors and they brought her home once they learned she didn’t have an owner (they’ve rescued tons of cats and dogs).  She was scampering near our house and we instantly fell in love.  Lucy was a bit of a terror as a puppy (she ate through a wall), but she has turned into the most loyal, loving, fantastic companion.  I seriously could not have asked for a better dog!

rescuepetsareawesome:

This is Lucy-Bear! She was found alone near a trading post on the Navajo Reservation by one of our neighbors and they brought her home once they learned she didn’t have an owner (they’ve rescued tons of cats and dogs).  She was scampering near our house and we instantly fell in love.  Lucy was a bit of a terror as a puppy (she ate through a wall), but she has turned into the most loyal, loving, fantastic companion.  I seriously could not have asked for a better dog!

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Welp, I stayed up too late.  Roommate came home and now I can’t brush my teeth ‘cause he’s in the bathroom, probably puking or some shit.  God damn I can’t wait to be out of here and never have to deal with some shitwad I have no interest in spending ANY time with ever again.  Living with people you aren’t committed to is such a fucking annoyance.

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toxines:

small things to do that make your mind feel clearer

  • close all your internet tabs except the one you’re using
  • delete all your text messages
  • delete negative people from social networks
  • throw some things away. just throw them away
  • tidy your desk. make a blank surface
  • drink 3 glasses of water
  • open the curtains
  • wash your face and brush your teeth

Useful info for when life is really overwhelming.

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